Is it just me...
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...or is there like...
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...a pattern developing here...
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...where it's almost like...
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...everything that supposedly sucked 10 or 12 years ago...
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...is like Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach (Baz) when you compare it to...
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...the horrible...
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...ridiculous...
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...laughable...
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...abyssmal shit...
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...that we are currently suffering through...
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...all of it with a seemingly endless...
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...FUCKING...(i didn't have any choice but to use these cuntrags twice. you don't have to look twice to figure out why)
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...lifespan? (God, don't make easy or anything, dickhead)
Cuz you know how everything in music goes in cycles? Y'know-rock and roll begat psychadelic begat punk rock begat thrash metal begat grunge? Well, it doesn't take a genius to see that the garbage goes in cycles too(and gets worse with every mutation, i might add)!!! Therefore, Warrant=Good Charlotte, Motley Crue=Atreyu, Danger Danger=Billy Talent, Bang Tango=Thursday, Bulletboys=Alexisonfire....you get the picture. What was once the spirit of Sunset Strip pop (i don't wanna say glam cuz even glam is cooler than this shit) metal is now the spirit of today's boy-band punk and bullet-belt and Megadeth fresh off the rack from Hot Topic metal. Mohawks and backwards-hair for everyone!!! You like this shit? You woulda been wearing really tight-ass jeans and a Poison t-shirt if you had been born in 1974. And if that makes you say "Cool! 80s! Metal!" and throw the sign of the horns, then, well....just fuck off.
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Holy...
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Hey, it's Stump! What are THEY doing here? oh well....
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This section could not have been possible without the help of www.rockandrollconfidential.com Well, they didn't really help at all, actually. I just stole a bunch of pictures off their website. Anyways, it's an hilarious site so check it right out. I also have to thank google and their image search option.
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